i'm my own grandpa
a song by lonzo and oscar
it sounds funny, i know,
but it really is so,
oh, I'm my own grandpa.
i'm my own grandpa.
i'm my own grandpa.
it sounds funny, i know,
but it really is so,
oh, i'm my own grandpa.
now many, many years ago,
when I was twenty-three,
i was married to a widow
who was pretty as could be.
this widow had a grown-up daughter
who had hair of red.
my father fell in love with her,
and soon they, too, were wed.
this made my dad my son-in-law
and changed my very life,
my daughter was my mother,
'cause she was my father's wife.
to complicate the matter,
even though it brought me joy,
i soon became the father
of a bouncing baby boy.
my little baby then became
a brother-in-law to dad,
and so became my uncle,
though it made me very sad.
for if he was my uncle,
then that also made him brother
of the widow's grown-up daughter,
who, of course, was my stepmother.
father's wife then had a son
who kept him on the run,
and he became my grandchild,
for he was my daughter's son.
my wife is now my mother's mother,
and it makes me blue,
because, although she is my wife,
she's my grandmother, too.
now if my wife is my grandmother,
then i'm her grandchild,
and everytime i think of it,
it nearly drives me wild,
for now i have become
the strangest case you ever saw
as husband of my grandmother,
i am my own grandpa!
i'm my own grandpa.
i'm my own grandpa.
it sounds funny, i know,
but it really is so,
oh, I'm my own grandpa.
Friday, July 28, 2006
Sunday, July 23, 2006
MISS SINGAPORE UNIVERSE
I'm having a very bad stomachache now.
But I just had to say that JADE SEAH should have won,
Not that big boobied Carol Cheong!
(Okay, so maybe I am a little jealous but seriously dude, you could knock out a guy with those)
Hahah anyway. I am so dead for prelims.
I am never ever going to finish my revision lah.
And mabs, I hope you had a fantastic 18th
P.S I look like crap in the first photo :(
And may I ask, why do we have another blog registered under our ilove2aa2?
STRANGENESSS!
Love, Tiff
Saturday, July 22, 2006
hope you all are mugging hard!
dont be like me ok!
online shopping is drug.
i just bought another $70 worth of stuff, sigh, what can i say?
i'm addicted. yows.
anyway, happy birthday to mabi and i've uploaded the pics!
here's one of all the very special girls in aa2. (:
p.s. i'm sorry i asked mark to join in the pic. hee.
wah. dunno why the picture looks so small here. rawr.
anyway, its great to have EVERYONE back in class again! our class pictures are gonna look so cool. (: so sad we cant get a copy all the jpeg photos though. :(
after angie posted up the last link, it reminded me of another madtv episode on youtube. so check this out okay guys! (:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TSWaKWiAhY
and the next one is especially for roystove! i think it's pretty damn cool! :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37GVvxcyz6I
muchlove! yingyi. (:
Thursday, July 06, 2006
Saturday, July 01, 2006
long time no post!
anywaaaayyy..
i MUST share this one special picture with you all..
and incur the wrath of one special girl who is as kuku as can be.
she says she will NEVER be caught dead in this top. check out the FRILLS yo! hahahahahhaha.
we ripped this idea off jamie.
can you guess where we found these?
have fun!
P.S. i should get like MINUS 350 for this picture right? :D
check out the rest of class photos and angie's birthday at my blog.
http://bertisapoo.livejournal.com
<3yingyi.