ten ways to avoid lending your wheelbarrow to anybody.

Ten Ways To Avoid Lending Your Wheelbarrow To Anybody

1 patriotic
may i borrow your wheelbarrow?
i didn't lay down my life in world war ii
so that you could borrow my wheelbarrow.

2 snobbish
may i borrow your wheelbarrow?
unfortunately lord goodman is using it.

3 overweening
may i borrow your wheelbarrow?
it is too mighty a conveyance to be wielded
by any mortal save myself.

4 pious
may I borrow your wheelbarrow?
my wheelbarrow is reserved for religious ceremonies.

5 melodramatic
may i borrow your wheelbarrow?
i would sooner be broken on its wheel
and buried in its barrow.

6 pathetic
may i borrow your wheelbarrow?
i am dying of schizophrenia
and all you can talk about is wheelbarrows.

7 defensive
may i borrow your wheelbarrow?
do you think i'm made of wheelbarrows?

8 sinister
may i borrow your wheelbarrow?
it is full of blood.

9 lecherous
may i borrow your wheelbarrow?
only if i can f--k your wife in it.

10 philosophical
may i borrow your wheelbarrow?
what is a wheelbarrow?


i stole this from royston's blog! its a poem. too bizarre/cute/hilarious to resist. teehee.

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